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Of course we're talking about the more desirable poker option, not the played out television show. I guess any old celebrity is ripe for an extortion plot these days. The latest celeb to get pinched for cash is John Stamos. Come on guys, he already lost his former wife to the fat kid from Stand By Me. Don't you think he's had enough? Details, via Snarkerati:

[Two people have been arrested in the alleged extortion plot surrounding "Full House" actor John Stamos. Apparently the guy got ahold of some compromising photos of Stamos at a party in 2004 and had tried extorting money from him so that they wouldn't be released. The duo tried to get a whopping $680,000 from Stamos, but instead, he called the FBI. Now I have to wonder what these were photos of that would ruin his career? What his he buck naked snorting line of coke with Lindsay Lohan? Or was it more tame ala Michael Phelps' bong hitting? For almost 700 grand, it better have been good!]

Looks like Stamos called the blackmailer's bluff - and that's where the poker analogy comes in! Bam. This story has me curious about what Uncle Jesse was up to - and what could have possibly been bad enough to ruin a non-existent career. Damn FBI, always coming to the rescue to louse up our fun. What's happened to the Christmas spirit?

john stamos
john stamos
john stamos
john stamos
john stamos